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Roswell learned quickly to drink from Daddy's garden hose!

"Again? Okay, I'll have another sip"

Roswell is moving so fast that Mommy is all shaken up!

"I'm chasing the water stream...I WILL catch it!"

"To say I like water would be a serious understatement!"

"Where is that ever-elusive water burst?"

"If I wait, it may come back my way!"

The extremely smart Mr. Roswell

"Oh come on...I look smart even without glasses!"

"I do...don't I?"

"Especially with those sharp-looking stand-up ears...well, they work better lying down right now...but that's coming!"