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this salami REALLY for me?" |
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"Oooooh, it
smells so good!" |
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slice at a time...only way to enjoy
such a treat!" |
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"And Mommy
wonders why I am growing so fast" |
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those tongue-smacking human treats" |
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"Not sure I
want my puppy food after that' |
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lick my nose one more time, the
salami flavor will last longer" |
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"Shoot, no more
salami around" |
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my Kong is out of peanut butter,
too" |
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"Daddy called the fence man; soon I
will be able to run around without a
leash" |
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"Freedom will
be mine at last!" |
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start chewing my leash, will the
fence man come sooner?" |
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"Nah...I am too
lazy...I'll just wait" |
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can tell Daddy is in fighting mood -
put 'em up!" |
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"I can put my
paws up, too, plus I have teeth!" |
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"Ready to give
up yet, Daddy? That was kinda
wimpy!" |
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so you want to keep going, eh?" |
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"Full frontal
paw drop and synchronous bite!" |
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"Daddy is
grabbing my neck fur - no fair" |
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| "Ha,
he thinks his old high school
wrestling moves will work on me" |
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"And now he is
using Camel as body armor -
unbelievable!" |
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"There - that's more manly!" |
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"Ouch, that
hurts my teeth" |
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"Silly, that's a Camel, not a
weapon" |
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"WOOF! WOOF" ("Is he happy
now?") |
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| "I
remember Doggie from my small puppy
days" |
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"She loves me
either way" |
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| "Wait
a minute - that's my Doggie, Daddy!" |
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"Oops, I think
I ripped off the ear - dark
memories of Camel come flooding
in!" |
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"Maybe if I chew up the evidence
nobody will notice" |
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"Woah, this
reminds me of the nasty things
humans eat on Fear Factor" |
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"Well, just call Doggie Vincent van
Dogh - he's a looker without an
ear!" |
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"Any fur
patches stuck? Daddy, can you
check?" |
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"Okay, thanks, feels better now -
yup, licked clean, so to speak" |
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"Boy, I
am tired now...too much fighting -
check out my black-spotted
tongue!" |
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| "Ooh,
there is a patch of ear left - if I
continue chewing, will I be the
champion and get 50 MilkBones?" |
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"Ah, yes, right
there, keep scratching" |
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| "Oh,
I DO get treats - must have won!" |
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"Final fear
challenge - trust that Daddy has
the treat in his hand!" |
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"Waiting like I have been taught!" |
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"Oh, what a
good boy I am!" |
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| "And
in a final feat, I give the last
shredding to the torn off Doggie
ear!" |
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"Daddy, I am
tired...carry me to my crate,
please" |
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