"See all this glorious growing dog manhood? And you want to CUT that off?" (Slightly indecent dog exposure here)

"Moose, I am depressed at the thought...what do you think?"

"That's why I like you so much - you always comfort me"

"I wonder why Mommy and Daddy always take pictures of me when I am tired"

"Could it be that I am in one place longer that way?"

"Well, alright, I will make it easy on Mommy to catch me...holding out!"

"Posing for my 'dog at rest' photo - in front of the fireplace...how great is that?"

"Daddy wants to play 'Hide Rozzie's Moose' - let's hunt that critter down!"

"He's got to be here - I can smell him!"

"Or maybe under this spot?"

"AHA! Found Moose! I love to squeak him!"

"Oh sorry, Daddy, were you trying to listen to the TV show?"

"Yes, okay, understood - you want me to take the non-squeaky toy"

"Can't you hide Moose here again for me, Daddy?"

"Yummy Moosey chew"

"Hmm, might have to do some CPR for Moose after that intense session"

"Breathe, Moose, breathe!"

"My Moose! Just to make sure you don't take him while I sleep, let me hold onto Moose"